At last, cash-strapped homeowners with a deep-seated desire to be on television can realize two dreams with one stone!
The catch? You must be willing to expose the worst room in your Carroll Gardens home to the rest of America. The reward? A cable-television program [currently casting and insisting on anonymity for the time-being] will send in a professional designer to give it a complete overhaul at no expense.
From outdated fixtures to dingy, dark spaces and all of the pigsties in between, this company is looking for your most ugly room. If this sounds appealing, readers should send in a description of the area in your home most in need of a renovation along with photographs of the room, photographs of yourself and images of anyone else who lives with you. Truly ambitious types are welcome to furnish a video of themselves giving a description of the room as well.
Interested parties can send all information to email@example.com